Personal Metaphors

If I were an animal, I would be a jaguar, because they are dangerous and adorable
If I were a car, I wouldn't be a car, because I am unique.
If I were an article of clothing, I would be shoes, because shoes are awesome.
If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday, because Saturday is the best day of the week.
If I were a food, I would be ice cream, because I am sweet.
If I were a color, I would be orange, because orange is my favorite color.
If I were a movie, I would be Fletch, because I said so.
If I were a fragrance, I would be Hunter scented, because I smell like myself.
If I were a type of building, I would be a school, because no one likes me.
If I were a plant, I would be a dead plant, because I don't like plants.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be the guitar, because I play the guitar.
If I were geometric shape, I would be a dodecagon, because I have a lot of sides.
If I were a piece of furniture. I would be a recliner, because I am laid back.
If I were a song, I would be Like A Boss by the Lonely island, because it describes my everyday life.
If I were an appliance or machinery, I would be a blender, because I like smoothies.
If I were a television character, I would be Steve from Blues Clues because I like green sweaters.
If I were a season of the year, I would be summer, because I am hot.
If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be a tornado, because I live in pierce city
If I were a cartoon or comic character, I would be Batman, because I am mysterious
If I were a word, I would be I, because it is short and simple