1. I would bring sandwiches. I might get hungry.
2. I would bring Mountain Dew. I want to be drinking Mountain Dew when I die.
3. I would bring Taki's. I want to die happy.
4. I would bring Chinese food. Chinese food is the best.
5. I would grill a steak and take it with me. I need food for the trip.
6. I would bring a knife. I might need to whittle some stuff.
7. I would bring a map. I would want to know where I was.
8. I would bring a blanket. It might be cold where I'm going.
9. I would bring a compass. I might get lost.
10. I would bring binoculars. I could use them to see far away things.
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Yellow Star
1. I learned how to do a backflip. I landed on my face the first time but I kept going.
2. I won a guitar. I beat seven other people in a Monster chugging contest.
3. I graduated from middle school. It was hard, but I made it through.
4. I graduated from elementary school. It was also hard.
5. I got my drivers license. I got it 8 months after I turned 16.
6. I got my permit. On the 4th try.
7. I was on a baseball that was undefeated for five years straight.
8. I learned to play the guitar. It took years of practice.
9. I am passing geometry. I do not know how.
10. Getting to the district finals game in baseball
1. Playing guitar
2. Backflip
3. Winning a guitar
4. Graduating elementary
5. Graduating middle school
6. Getting my permit
7. District final game in baseball
8. 5 years undefeated in baseball
9. Getting my license
10. Passing geometry.
2. I won a guitar. I beat seven other people in a Monster chugging contest.
3. I graduated from middle school. It was hard, but I made it through.
4. I graduated from elementary school. It was also hard.
5. I got my drivers license. I got it 8 months after I turned 16.
6. I got my permit. On the 4th try.
7. I was on a baseball that was undefeated for five years straight.
8. I learned to play the guitar. It took years of practice.
9. I am passing geometry. I do not know how.
10. Getting to the district finals game in baseball
1. Playing guitar
2. Backflip
3. Winning a guitar
4. Graduating elementary
5. Graduating middle school
6. Getting my permit
7. District final game in baseball
8. 5 years undefeated in baseball
9. Getting my license
10. Passing geometry.
Gone But Never Forgotten
1. I can do a backflip
2. I can do a frontflip
3. I can play Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria
4. I can play Eruption by Van Halen
5. I can play One by Metallica
6. I can play Back in Black by AC/DC
7. I can play Higher by Creed
8. I can play Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
9. I can play Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin
10. I can play Heartbreaker by Led Zeppelin
11. I can play The Trooper by Iron Maiden
12. I can play Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd
13. I can play Smoke On The Water by Deep Purple
14. I can play Thunderstruck by AC/DC
15. My car is a piece of junk
16. I can play Walk by Pantera
17. I can play Meant To Live by Switchfoot
18. I can play the National Anthem
19. I can play Communication Breakdown by Led Zeppelin
20. I can play Over The Hills And Far Away by Led Zeppelin
2. I can do a frontflip
3. I can play Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria
4. I can play Eruption by Van Halen
5. I can play One by Metallica
6. I can play Back in Black by AC/DC
7. I can play Higher by Creed
8. I can play Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
9. I can play Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin
10. I can play Heartbreaker by Led Zeppelin
11. I can play The Trooper by Iron Maiden
12. I can play Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd
13. I can play Smoke On The Water by Deep Purple
14. I can play Thunderstruck by AC/DC
15. My car is a piece of junk
16. I can play Walk by Pantera
17. I can play Meant To Live by Switchfoot
18. I can play the National Anthem
19. I can play Communication Breakdown by Led Zeppelin
20. I can play Over The Hills And Far Away by Led Zeppelin
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Personal Metaphors
If I were an animal, I would be a jaguar, because they are dangerous and adorable
If I were a car, I wouldn't be a car, because I am unique.
If I were an article of clothing, I would be shoes, because shoes are awesome.
If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday, because Saturday is the best day of the week.
If I were a food, I would be ice cream, because I am sweet.
If I were a color, I would be orange, because orange is my favorite color.
If I were a movie, I would be Fletch, because I said so.
If I were a fragrance, I would be Hunter scented, because I smell like myself.
If I were a type of building, I would be a school, because no one likes me.
If I were a plant, I would be a dead plant, because I don't like plants.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be the guitar, because I play the guitar.
If I were geometric shape, I would be a dodecagon, because I have a lot of sides.
If I were a piece of furniture. I would be a recliner, because I am laid back.
If I were a song, I would be Like A Boss by the Lonely island, because it describes my everyday life.
If I were an appliance or machinery, I would be a blender, because I like smoothies.
If I were a television character, I would be Steve from Blues Clues because I like green sweaters.
If I were a season of the year, I would be summer, because I am hot.
If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be a tornado, because I live in pierce city
If I were a cartoon or comic character, I would be Batman, because I am mysterious
If I were a word, I would be I, because it is short and simple
If I were a car, I wouldn't be a car, because I am unique.
If I were an article of clothing, I would be shoes, because shoes are awesome.
If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday, because Saturday is the best day of the week.
If I were a food, I would be ice cream, because I am sweet.
If I were a color, I would be orange, because orange is my favorite color.
If I were a movie, I would be Fletch, because I said so.
If I were a fragrance, I would be Hunter scented, because I smell like myself.
If I were a type of building, I would be a school, because no one likes me.
If I were a plant, I would be a dead plant, because I don't like plants.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be the guitar, because I play the guitar.
If I were geometric shape, I would be a dodecagon, because I have a lot of sides.
If I were a piece of furniture. I would be a recliner, because I am laid back.
If I were a song, I would be Like A Boss by the Lonely island, because it describes my everyday life.
If I were an appliance or machinery, I would be a blender, because I like smoothies.
If I were a television character, I would be Steve from Blues Clues because I like green sweaters.
If I were a season of the year, I would be summer, because I am hot.
If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be a tornado, because I live in pierce city
If I were a cartoon or comic character, I would be Batman, because I am mysterious
If I were a word, I would be I, because it is short and simple
Synetics
Which is wiser? a pen or pencil?
A pen. Pens are not allowed to make mistakes because you can not erase them.
Which is easier to forgive? a street or a sidewalk?
A sidewalk. Streets kill people.
Which is smarter? A clock or a calendar?
A clock. You could not have a calendar without a clock.
Which is easier to teach? a question or an answer?
An answer. Questions are too complicated
Which is like a contest? a cloud or a sunset?
A cloud. It tries to block out the sun.
Which is more fearful? new or old?
Old is more fearful. Old people are afraid of everything.
Which is like a promise? Mathematics or science?
Mathematics, it is a promise to be impossible to understand everyday.
Which is more difficult? a dream or a nightmare?
A nightmare. I don't remember my dreams.
Which is braver? an hour or a year?
A year. It takes more to live through a year than an hour.
Which has more pride? an entrance or an exit?
An entrance. Exits are shameful.
A pen. Pens are not allowed to make mistakes because you can not erase them.
Which is easier to forgive? a street or a sidewalk?
A sidewalk. Streets kill people.
Which is smarter? A clock or a calendar?
A clock. You could not have a calendar without a clock.
Which is easier to teach? a question or an answer?
An answer. Questions are too complicated
Which is like a contest? a cloud or a sunset?
A cloud. It tries to block out the sun.
Which is more fearful? new or old?
Old is more fearful. Old people are afraid of everything.
Which is like a promise? Mathematics or science?
Mathematics, it is a promise to be impossible to understand everyday.
Which is more difficult? a dream or a nightmare?
A nightmare. I don't remember my dreams.
Which is braver? an hour or a year?
A year. It takes more to live through a year than an hour.
Which has more pride? an entrance or an exit?
An entrance. Exits are shameful.
Monday, May 6, 2013
Creating A List
People who have influenced me
Dad
Mom
Grandma
Grandpa
Jesus
People who play guitar
Places that make me happy
The lake
Mcdonalds
Taco Bell
Happy House
Lai Lai's
Peking
Places I would like to go
The lake
Russia
Switzerland
Jamaica
Hawaii
Cuba
Things in people that I like
Lungs
Heart
Liver
Kidneys
Humor
Skills
Things in people that I dislike
Lying
Evil
Arrogance
Dumbness
Smell
Chatty people
Things that worry me
Death
Injuries
People who don't like guitar
People who like pop music
Children
The future
Things I would like to know how to do
Play the drums
CPR
Fly
How to fly a plane
How to do a wall flip
Things that have moved me
My car
My dirtbike
My jet ski
The music I listen to
Jimi Hendrix
Jimmy Page
Ideas that intrigue me
Time travel
Sasquatch
The Loch Ness Monster
Flying cars
The Kawasaki SXR 800
Flying
My personal favorites
Guitars
Music
Eating
Sleeping
Chinese Food
Skating
Dad
Mom
Grandma
Grandpa
Jesus
People who play guitar
Places that make me happy
The lake
Mcdonalds
Taco Bell
Happy House
Lai Lai's
Peking
Places I would like to go
The lake
Russia
Switzerland
Jamaica
Hawaii
Cuba
Things in people that I like
Lungs
Heart
Liver
Kidneys
Humor
Skills
Things in people that I dislike
Lying
Evil
Arrogance
Dumbness
Smell
Chatty people
Things that worry me
Death
Injuries
People who don't like guitar
People who like pop music
Children
The future
Things I would like to know how to do
Play the drums
CPR
Fly
How to fly a plane
How to do a wall flip
Things that have moved me
My car
My dirtbike
My jet ski
The music I listen to
Jimi Hendrix
Jimmy Page
Ideas that intrigue me
Time travel
Sasquatch
The Loch Ness Monster
Flying cars
The Kawasaki SXR 800
Flying
My personal favorites
Guitars
Music
Eating
Sleeping
Chinese Food
Skating
Valuable Lessons
Valuable Lessons
1. Don't take things for granted. They will be gone before you know it.
2. Don't be mature. Mature is just another word for boring.
3. Leave home as much as possible. Home is not fun
4. Don't give up on anything. Giving up is for the weak
5. Do good things. Good things will happen to you
6. Have fun over the summer while you can. Summer doesn't exist in high school
7. Play guitar. It is awesome
8. Don't drop the soap. It's never a good thing
9. Don't go to prison. Unless you want to
10. Don't break your thumb. It hurts really bad
1. Don't take things for granted. They will be gone before you know it.
2. Don't be mature. Mature is just another word for boring.
3. Leave home as much as possible. Home is not fun
4. Don't give up on anything. Giving up is for the weak
5. Do good things. Good things will happen to you
6. Have fun over the summer while you can. Summer doesn't exist in high school
7. Play guitar. It is awesome
8. Don't drop the soap. It's never a good thing
9. Don't go to prison. Unless you want to
10. Don't break your thumb. It hurts really bad
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